Homeboy is being pushy about the Bellbird in this years Bird of the Year comp, but I'm gonna say vote Kereru. Any bird that tries to shit on me as often as that one, has earned my vote. And I figure the universe approves of the hilarious shitting-on-me sitch. Do it.
I have been accused of the most heinous of atrocities:
"And you shouldn't be single :-P you're too much of a romantic (you don't hide it much) to stay single forever."
What complete rubbish! I hide it very well.
I'm invisible. Go away.