Ohmygodohmygod - so I got through the recap before the intro and had to pause and take a deep breath - I had forgotten, and, well:
So - SPOILERS, and brief impressions from this first ep. Return of the vampires already? Where did the year go?!
Jason - naked at the door delivering wisdon on vampires' intentions - "fangs are basically like twin hard-ons: hard-ons for trouble or feedin on somebody, and never just for talkin"
OMG - Tara?! God I hope turning vamp makes you harden the fuck up. Or at least hardens up your quivery bottom lip. Pam, as usual - is fabulous. "I'm weaing a wallmart sweatsuit for ya'all" Indeed.
"I'm a gay vampire american" - oh this is going to be good.
Oh damn - I hate it when you miss a completely obvious tooth in the middle of the floor after cleaning up a dead body. With bleach and ammonia and lemons; and yet she didn't bother to mop or hoover?! And despite being able to smell the layered cleaning products, Alcide cannot smell that string of human flesh?
And whats with Sook telling everyone?! Its supposed to be her and Eric's secret! I don't like what they are doing to the wolves - torturing Sam? who the fuck are these thugs? You have ruined the whole pack ethos, ABall. For shame.
(also - yum).
Ike Applebaum?! Brill.
I can't decide how I want vampire Tara to be - though Pam with progeny is going to be fun. Plus Tara had the bi thing going on all ready...
Ok, so my first impressions are good - but then it has been a long time since the last, and
The second ep aired in the states last night, so we'll see where this is going soon enough. In the mean time - yay! Its like some old friends have come back for a visit.